to become the latest fad
So I thought my mind and came up
with that sort of instantaneous
tag.
Of course, having rushed in,
it was looking a
little crowded
So I removed the “I” from the ad
then , noticed it
seemed prone
to more ambivalence
than they could afford
and I had to replace the full stop
with a less ambiguous semi-colon.
The poem needed an alluring title,
(that's when I could see red before my eyes)
But decided to grab the first badge-
no need to borrow, it came in handy
and quite able to blush on command.
no need to borrow, it came in handy
and quite able to blush on command.
I needed one more epithet
for them not to come around
for them not to come around
But, since everything I looked up
was beginning to sound redundant
I had to change it all
and return to my silent oyster.
and return to my silent oyster.