According to the Breaking News
Another high-profile couple split up.
After years of compulsive jealousy,
and lousy behavior from his part –
he, finally, decided to cheat, then break up.
A man brutally killed his ex-wife
and, subsequently, committed suicide
Right after writing an informative letter
to their orphaned son, confessing the terrible murder.
A young mother of five
has breastfed her newborn baby in jail
as a result of an alleged attempt
to bribe a prison guard
so that he would favor the imprisoned grandfather
by allowing him to use a strictly prohibited mobile.
Two political leaders
Started a new fight over a lower tax rate
Which had nothing to do - I assume -
With last night’s low-magnitude earthquake
Taking place in my area while I was not awake.
The only news that will affect our future
Is that the school year began a week ago, as planned,
In every village, every town and every city of the country
and neither the 1st nor the 2nd graders
had any textbooks to open and to learn from.